From the workshop

How KuumiBot Operates

Straight answers on what the bot trades, which strategies you can run, and the models underneath them. Brief, concrete, no hype. Take your pick.

New 17 September 2026

We added a politics desk — for reading, not trading

A board per politics market: the live Polymarket price next to what actually decides the result, with every factor dated and sourced. KuumiBot’s engine still trades nothing but the 5-minute crypto rounds.

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New 17 September 2026

A profit calculator that shows its working

Set your stake, how many trades a day and the price you usually buy at, then move the win rate. Both fees included, the break-even line drawn, and the arithmetic written out so you can check it by hand.

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New 17 September 2026

Round replay: watch past rounds the way the bot saw them

Step through real 5-minute rounds one check at a time: what every coin had done since the open, what the shares cost, how many coins agreed, and why the bot bought or skipped. Losing rounds left in.

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Service notice 11 September 2026

We have rebranded to KuumiBot

We retired a domain that was reachable from places we are not cleared to serve. Why we did not simply put a geo-block in front of it, what changed and what did not, and exactly what it means for your account.

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Polymarket trading bot

How KuumiBot automates Polymarket's 5-minute crypto markets: what a trading bot does across six coins, why traders automate these rounds, and how to start.

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What it trades

What KuumiBot does: it takes automated UP or DOWN positions on Polymarket's 5-minute crypto rounds through your own wallet, and rides each one to settlement.

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Constellation strategy

The KuumiBot strategy we recommend. Constellation tracks six correlated crypto markets and takes the straggler whenever the group moves as one but a single coin lags.

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Simple & Advanced strategy

Run BTC or ETH 5-minute rounds on rules you write: directional momentum with buy and avoid bands, thresholds and DCA. Simple covers the basics, Advanced hands you everything.

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Every control explained

A walk through every KuumiBot control: trading modes, UP and DOWN thresholds, buy and avoid bands, trading hours, sizing, bankroll, DCA behavior, the stop-loss floor and streak reversal.

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Resolution & risk

How KuumiBot exits: every 5-minute position runs to settlement ($1.00 on a win, $0.00 on a loss), P&L is read from your Polymarket account, and each strategy carries its own risk ceiling.

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